There are just so many awards in College Football today, and most are given by some big corporate entity. In addition, they are so serious! Therefore in normal Erik fashion I have created the “Golden Gelt” Awards. But these are some valuable awards for two reasons:
First, Gelt can be traced back to Syrian and Maccabee erea, which dates over 2,300 years ago. Therefore, these awards have a long standing tradition of deep meaning.
Second, there really aren’t any qualifications needed to earn a Golden Gelt award. The awards are purely based upon any witty commentary that I could create.
So, enjoy the 2005 Edition of the Golden Gelt awards:
- The Top Gun Ice Man Award: Michael Robinson
- The Gladiator Award: Paul Posluszny
- The Casper the Friendly Ghost Award: Austin Scott
- The Dennis the Menace Award: Tamba Hali
- The Freshman Award: Deon Butler
- The Flash Gordon Award: Derrick Williams
- The Kamikaze Award: Ethan Kilmer
- The Tasmanian Devil Award: Tony Hunt
- The Tivo Award: The final 2 minutes of the Northwestern game
- The Home Improvement Award: The entire Offensive Line
- The Natural Award: Kevin Kelley
- The Ray Charles Award: All Big 11 Officials
- The Venus flytrap Award: Alan Zemaitis
- The Butterfingers Award: Calvin Lowry
- The White Men Can Jump Award: The Student section
- The Back to the Future Award: The final second of the Michigan game
- The Lion King Award: Joepa
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